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Lucifer walked over and sat on the couch beside me. "I had her dangerousdongs lick up your piss because it bonded her to you. Now, she'll massive dongs always dongs be at your dangerousdongs beck and call dangerous, ready and willing, for the rest of your natural life. And that's just my special gift to you dongs. You still haven't told me what you want...what dangerous I can give you dangerous."

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"It's the moment of truth, Sam. Time to make your deal with the Devil. What can I dangerous do dangerousdongs in dangerous return dangerous for you soul?"

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But needing to dangerous cum so badly, I dongs just nodded my head, willing to go with whatever I had said just dangerous to dangerous able to release.

And, in dangerousdongs between, I'm fulfilling my contract, as I continue dongs to be Thelma dangerous's private dick, and all a dangerous very dedicated one at that. She rents me out to interested parties...women and men...for $250 an hour, plus expenses. But hey, it massive dongs beats shadowing cheating husbands and chasing down skip traces, like I used to dongs do. And it pays a lot better, too. At least, I think dangerous so, since Thelma now has a very nice house and a limo.

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Am I imagining things, or is that the dangerous Devil smiling up at me?